Logan Lee (Lead Vocals, Guitar, Kazoo, Doctor of Loooooove)
Logan Lee was born in Nashville, TN. Because of this you would think that he likes country music and can play the banjo......HE WISHES! Logan formed The Dorkies in the fall of 2001 after several bad relationships, one threat on his life, seven slices of pizza, and too many Nerf Herder and Kinks songs. His major goal in life is for somebody to walk up to him and give him a lot of money for no reason except for the fact that he likes nice people and money.......mostly money. Logan writes and sings the majority of The Dorkies songs and tries to play lead guitar (sometimes with wacky results).

Misc. Other Members (Everything else)
Well, first off there's Ryan DiGiorgi, but there is some confusion about rather or not Ryan is actually in the band. Logan claims that Ryan is NOT and that he just comes in on Saturdays, writes the music to a few songs, then returns to his dorm room where he watches old reruns of "Happy Days." Ryan writes the majority of the music to The Dorkies songs. Why? Because Logan won't let him write lyrics.
There's also Christina Brown who knows Logan as "that guy from Spanish class," but she likes to think of herself as the bands first (and only) groupie. She has followed The Dorkies everywhere they have gone (which so far has only been down the street to get milk and eggs). Also, for reasons beyond any of the band members, she has created the only fansite based around the band. Have pity on her soul.
You also have big groups of various other people who think they're in the band because they know Logan personally. They wish.

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